Shiver Me Timbers! Thar she blows! Pattycake is a damn sexy pirate and would be one hell of a booty score for any swashbuckler! Batten down the hatches, break out the rum and meet Sexy Pattycake in the members area!
Pattycake’s in her black plaid one piece bathing suit and takes a dip in the Pattycake Palace indoor pool! She sure looks buzzed! If you can stop staring at her tits you’ll see her glassy, bloodshot eyes! Let’s catch a buzz and take a dip in/with Sexy Pattycake!
Go Green With Sexy Pattycake! Check out her headlights! She’s got one of those energy efficent CFL light bulbs sticking out of her ass! WOW! It’s lighting up just like Fester used to do! This girls is full of kinetic energy!
Sexy Pattycake is one damn sexy eskimo! Who wouldn’t mind being holed up in an igloo somewhere in the arctic with Sexy Pattycake? From the looks of Pattycake it doesn’t look that cold ’cause she’s Hot! Hot! Hot!